Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas
Thank you Jesus
"Our lives are made in these small hours. These little wonders. These twists and turns of fate. Time falls away, but these small hours, these small hours still remain" - Little Wonders, by Rob Thomas, from the Meet the Robinsons Soundtrack
things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
The Burgess Boys Get Down To Business With Guns Blazing!
Sexy As Hell, Baby!
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
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