"Can you do my laundry?"
"Can I get a wake up call at 6:00?"
"My mom is pissed over nothing, could you talk to her?"
"There’s a used tampon in the shower! Get rid of it!"
"The toilet is clogged…can you fix it, please?"
"Hey, I have a question - so this morning when I was going to the bathroom I noticed a really odd colored dischar-"
That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
with all the force of a great typhoon
A Lord of the Rings character playlist
i would say i’m sorry but im not [x]
I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.
An oldie, but this is the picture I shared online with friends when my 5yo was born.
#AAAAAAHHHHHSAWENYA #MOBIBIBIDO #HENYAH #HA
The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now